The Song will Never be the Same


Bored Stiff (to the tune of Born Free)

Bored Stiff,
There's nothing to do here.
My choices are few here,
So few that they're almost none.

Bored stiff,
And life's not worth living.
There's nothing worth giving
A try, that we haven't done.

Stay bored,
I'll tell you just how bored:
There's no way that I could be more bored or have less fun.

Bored stiff,
As stiff as a dead fish,
With only the sole wish
That I (big crescendo here) weren't bored.


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