The Song will Never be the Same

Bored Stiff (to the tune of Born Free)

Bored stiff,
And life's not worth living.
There's nothing worth giving
A try, that we haven't done.

Stay bored,
I'll tell you just how bored:
There's no way that I could be more bored or have less fun.

Bored stiff,
As stiff as a dead fish,
With only the sole wish
That I (big crescendo here) weren't bored.