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Jared Goes Ice Stilting Jared Goes Tar Gargling Jared Outdoes Super Dave Jared Does Cliff Aerobics Jared Tries This At Home Jared Feeds The Bears Jared Breaks The Carnivorous Fish Aquarium Glass Jared Learns That Policemen Are Sensitive About Their Weight Jared Plants A Confederate Flag In Harlem Jared Plays Chicken With A Train Jared Cleans An Ammonia Spill With Clorox Jared Attempts To Service The TV Before Unplugging It Jared Forgets To Look Both Ways Jared Learns About Combustion Jared Calls Mr. T. A Wimp Jared Flirts With Robin Givens Jared Rides Piggyback With Evel Knievel Jared Accepts Candy From A Stranger Jared Tries Acupuncture On An Unsuspecting Bowler Jared Threatens The President With A Realistic Toy Gun Jared Hides Drug Money Jared Taks Mr. Anvil For A Swim Jared Peeps Into The Front Of An F16's Running Engine Jared Juggles Used Junkie Syringes Jared Studies Autochemotherapy Jared Forgets To "Unplug Before Servicing" Jared Goes Underwater Hairdrying Jared Tries To Smoke Fertilizer Jared Gets Into Some Bad 'Shrooms Jared Learns What An Acid Bath Isn't Jared Insultes A Mob Leader's Mother Jared Sword-Swallows A Sabre Jared Visits The San Francisco YMCA Jared Cleans A Shotgun Jared Bunjee Jumps With Stronger, Safer Steel Cable Jared Shaves On A Roller Coaster Jared Hides Under A Steamroller Jared Does Lap-Top Carpentry With Power Tools Jared Swings On A Demolition Ball Jared Balances A Running JackHammer On His Nose Jared Hatches A Grenade Jared Uses A Contaminated Needle Jared Discovers Scurvy Jared Joins The Bomb Squad Jared Wears A Malcolm X Hat To A Klan Meeting Jared Explores A Three-Phase 220-V Plug Jared Takes Up Snake-Handling Jared Juggles Nitro-Glycerin Jared Plays His Boom Box Near A Snow Overhang Jared Takes Dares Jared Tries Eating Old Pork Jared Listens For The Electric Train Jared Plays Tug-O-War With A '69 Charger Jared Looks At A Laser Beam Jared Mistakes An X-Ray Table For A Tanning Bed Jared Goes Trick-Or-Treating In Tehran As Salmon Rushdie Jared Forgets His Gun Is In His Carry-On Baggage Jared Discovers How To Bypass The Timer On A Bomb Jared Tries To Rob San Quentin Jared Wins WGAK's "Dinner With Dahmer" Contest Jared Practices Surgery On Himself Jared Thinks It's Not Loaded Jared Misses The Brake Pedal Jared Becomes Spinal Tap's Drummer Jared Rips Off His Crack Supplier Jared Wears The Wrong Color In East L.A. Jared Plays Soccer With A Bowling Ball Jared Swims Downstream From A Chemical Plant Jared Invents The Briggs&Stratton Earwax Removal System Jared Mistakes An Exacto Knife For Rotary Nose Hair Clippers Jared Catches A Grapefruit In His Mouth Jared Experiments With Scorpion-Swallowing Jared Visits The Bates Motel Jared Tries Chainsaw Juggling Jared Forgets To Fill His Oxygen Tank While Deep-Sea Diving Jared Teases An Alligator Jared Sucks (Rotten) Eggs Jared Looks Under The John Deere's Mowing Deck Jared Falls Into A Whisper Chipper Jared Plays Too Close To The Edge Jared Goes "Swimming With Snakes" In A Strip-Mine Pool Jared Gets A Job As A Crash-Test Dummy Jared Lassoes A Passing 18-Wheeler Jared Goes Skateboarding On The L.A. Freeway Jared Urinates Onto An Electric Fence Jared Carries A 104" CB Antenna Across A Bumper Car Floor Jared Goes Underwater Arc-Welding Jared Notices He's The Only American Aboard A Flight From Lybia Double Agent Jared Has A Good Laugh Telling Both Sides They've Been Had Jared Does On-Site Troubleshooting Of Faulty Bear Traps Jared Gets A Job Testing Booby Traps Jared Wears Pink Shorts Into A Mississippi Bar Jared Tries Using Psycology To Prevent A Gang Fight Jared Makes Pro-Nuke Speeches In Nagasaki Jared Colors The Walls Of A Small Closet With Dry-Erase Markers Jared Steals A Nursing Piglet Jared Tests A Boomerang Made Of Plastic Explosives Jared Develops The Cold-Pickle-Warm-Milk Diet Jared Races The Train To The Intersection Jared Goes Barefoot Asphalt-Skiing Jared Tells The Inquisition That Peter Was Married Jared Looks At The Sun Through A Magnifying Glass Jared Tries To Geld An Adult Rhinocerous Jared Doesn't Notice The Home Run Ball Jared Chases A Rolling Quarter Across The Indy Track Jared Goes Spelunking In Chicago Jared Runs The Death Valley Marathon Jared Plays With Fireworks Near Guadalahara Jared Flies A Kite Near Power Lines Jared Ignores The Beeping He Hears At A Construction Site Jared Licks Frost Off Of The Freezer Jared Checks For Gas Leaks With A Match Jared Operates Heavy Machinery On Heavy Medication Jared Wears Loose Clothing Around Machinery Jared Trims The Hedge With The Power Mower Jared Goes Bobbing For French Fries Jared Roasts Marshmallows Under The Shuttle Solid Fuel Rocket Booster Jared Gets A Job As Sam Kennison's Hood Ornament Jared Falls Asleep Before Actually Throwing His Molotov Cocktail In A Riot Jared, Tired Of Waiting, Writes The Sequel: "More Satanic Verses" Jared Looks For Sunspots Through A Telescope
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